Digesting the CHEW-A-THON

September 17th, 2009

 

Dear Hip Chicks and Chucks,

Well, well, well.  Our parents complained we never closed our mouths while we ate… the world keeps yelling ‘SWALLOW!!’ … and even deep within our own beings came the little voice that said "this is gross"…

AND YET WE DID IT. 

WE CHEWED!!!

I just want to officially thank and congratulate all the chewers who did their best to get to 30, 50 or even 100 chews per mouthful last week, during the Annual International Celebrity Charity CHEW-A-THON.  People in Austria, Italy, America and even Prince Edward Island who masticated without shame!  Individuals who put swallowing aside for a brief moment to experience the meaning of "gnashing of teeth".

You are all heroes.

More on what we learned… tomorrow.  My battery’s running out.

Jessica

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